I think you are supposed to laugh at least seven times each day for health, etc. etc.
This should get you at least one, if not you are either too jaded to be worth talking to or a poor reader.
A list of some of the all-time worst domain names in history.
Thanks, Rigsy.
Henceforth all emails and voicemails marked urgent will be summarily moved to the end of the queue. Before tending to any such ‘urgent’ message I will first complete the following:
I have another site that I posted to a lot a few years ago regarding some … er … medical issues I had - namely Hodgkin’s Lymphoma. I kept an online journal regarding my diagnosis, treatment, and recovery. It was very therapeutic for me, and based on the feedback I have gotten it has helped a few people going through similar situations.
Starting yesterday I must have crossed some threshold related to page rank with that site, or the spammers sunk to an all new low. At the rate of about one per minute, I began to get posts to the ‘guestbook’ that were nothing more than advertisements for cheap Cialis, Viagra, etc. Doubly annoying when you consider that each one of these posts sends an email notification to me. So not only do I get the normal glut of spam from them every morning, I get a whole extra assload of spam emails that come from me.
I had a client have a similar problem and he tried to block the IP address to no avail, they kept rotating through using different ones - I assume this is some sort of an automated spider that trolls around looking for forms to submit to.
Anyway, a quick keyword filter may not be perfect but it will keep them from posting and in the unlikely event that it is a human it will send them directly to a fun location.
NYE was an interesting affair. A great night throughout, until the very end. Low key, entertaining, full of smiling happy people, with the added bonus of some pretend gambling.
Enter 2006 when several friends decided to try a different sort of gambling, for real money. Someone forgot to check the guest list at the door, and let in a hyper-insecure, overly aggressive military brat. Before long, every $1 raise was met with “Fuck you, motherfucker! I raise you $10!!”
Hopefully there is a pharmacological explanation, and some strange cocktail of drugs during basic training is responsible for his antisocial behavior. If not it just confirms my suspicion that The Cramps were right after all.
Congratulations, Fran Oshmyansky, Denver Real Estate Colorado Relocation Homes guru! Your website is a clear example of what can happen when Front Page falls into the wrong hands. 
View for yourself, gentle reader!
This is my first attempt at slander optimizing…in an attempt to out Fran Oshmyansky Fran Oshmyansky, I am going to make this post keyword rich and dense so hopefully one day Fran, the Real Estate Relocation Specialist in Denver, Colorado will stumble across this post while googling herself.
I’m guessing Mrs. Oshmyansky is not terribly computer literate, but in the event that she does search for her name in a moment of vanity, perhaps she will come across this post to get a little ‘tough love.’
A few highlights of Fran’s Denver Colorado Real Estate site: